Here we are, less than two hours away from our first final. As I sit here trying to cram in every amount of information made available by 40 nations, I find myself distracted by thoughts of a future, more pleasurable time, i.e. the Island of Malta. These thoughts however are easily jumbled by the ever-intruding pieces of property knowledge, which seem to continue to creep into my mind, ruining the shit out of my thoughts of a Mediterranean paradise. However, as these separate issues converge in my brain waves, I find myself exploring the study abroad trip in terms provided by Mr. Rabin (author of our casebook).
I’m sure once we’re there, my body will be in possession of many adverse substances, which will no doubt hinder my ingress into the classroom. Although I’ll probably end up going to class, along with my physical presence and occupation of my assigned seat, I’ll also be happily accompanied by the statutory alcoholic elements which include: cottonmouth, blood-shot eyes, random tastes of puke filled jager bombs, and everyone’s personal favorite statutory element: the fu***** beer shits. By this point you’re asking yourself, “Wow, did he actually mention the beer shits?” And I answer you with an affirmative yes; my covenant to you while reading this post is that I will never allow myself to be censored by restrictive regulations of blog posting which might be appurtenant to the common norms associated with the “internets”. Wrapping up, good luck to all on the exam.
Insanely impressive use of all of our property terms haha! The only thing I could top that with would be my mnemonic device for the reasonableness factors under the restatement view of covenant successions: F.L.A.C.D. (F= Fairness of the arrangement; L= extent of the Limitation; A= impact on Alienability/marketability; C= impact on Competition; D= Degree to which it interferes with fundamental property rights.)
ReplyDeleteAlmost as good as my one I came up with last semester for the bundle of property rights: P.U.T.E....cause, you know, it sounds likes puke.
Okay, I need to get some sleep asap...
Jesus Christ, I just realized I messed up the "L" element in FLACD! I got it confused with the "E" element in my outside factors mnemonic (which is C.A.T.W.E.T.D. - because it sounds slightly raunchy.)
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